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Poll Tax Revolts, Stonehedge And Getting The Boot Out Of Czechoslovakia By Six Armed Guards
| This Was The First Riot I've... |

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| ...Ever Been A Part Of, Thanks To The Brits |
Yes, I had been to Italy for a week in the seventh grade and taken another tour there with my family three years later,
but England was the country that gave me the travel bug forever. I took a junior year abroad trip to the University of London,
spent the first half of 1990 checking out the pubs, taking weekend trips to Amsterdam, Ballyshannon and Edindurgh, and also
discovering the pubs did not care I was not twenty-one just yet. The summer was spent riding the train system from country
to country, seeing for the first time it was just as easy to go from France to Switzerland as it is to go from New Jersey
to New York back home. Best thing I've done in my life.
| Not Everybody At Speakers Corner... |

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| ...Actually Chose To Say Anything At All |
| Why Are These Rocks Here... |

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| ...Stonehedge Knows The Answer |
On the weekends, I would spend some time walking through Portobello Market, right down the street from my home away from
home. And on Sundays, head off to Speakers Corner to voice my opinions in the only place where free speech was 100% guaranteed.
Dart matches were a nightly event, seeing as the telly only had three stations and one of them was a dart channel. "Triple
20, triple 20, triple 20, one-eighty." Don't worry, it's not important.
| These Were The Guards... |

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| ...Who Kicked Us Out Of The Country |
You see, my girlfriend, Liz, was an Aussie. I did not think she needed a visa. She did. My $20 peace offering to the
customs official on the train was dropped to the floor, along with my hopes. We were put in a holding cell for the night and
driven to the German border by these guys -- who did consent to a photo, which I still can't believe I requested -- and then
Liz, myself and a beautiful, Irish fellow detainee began the long, straight walk to the next civilized town. There would be
a second attempt coming shortly and this time we would have a successful entry.
| It Was An Entire Week... |

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| ...Of Making Up For Our First Experience, Actually |
| Of Course We Made Friends... |

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| ...With The Soldiers This Time... |
I actually began this party with the guys over shots of absinthe in a local bar in the center of the city. Once again,
I do not know the conversation went there, but I ended up buying one of the soldier's hats for the equivalent of one American
dollar. I do not know for sure, but I don't think any cadets at West Point would be willing to make me the same deal. Still
have the hat, however, although I only wear it for special occasions.
| A Very famous Bridge In Prague... |

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| ...Can You Guess Its Name??? |
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